Yet another Frog Joke

A man goes to the doctor and tells him that he and his wife are not having their fair share of sex. It seems his wife is not that keen on anything, but even more so oral sex.

"Try this," say the Doc., "It's an African Fellatio Frog. It gives the best head you will ever have had. Pop into the cubicle and give it a go."

Ten minutes later the man comes out with a smile from ear to ear. "I'll take it," he says, and hands over $50.

When he gets home his wife turns to him and says: "Well, did the doctor sort the problem out?"

"Yes," said the man, showing his wife the frog. "He gave me this."

"And just what am I supposed to do with that?" She whined.

"Teach it to cook, and then PISS OFF!"

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