Last modified: Monday, 28-Oct-2002 03:05:46 EST
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me cos I give you some head
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
Well I'll meet you at the pub at two minutes to ten
You're all ready to go
Six bottles of beer and a sneer on your face
I'd run but I'm much too slow
You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...
At half past one I'm flat on the floor
Caught like a rat in a trap
Fifteen times a week and you still want more
God you talk such crap
You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...
You imagine yourself as Mick Jagger's girlfriend
He wouldn't even spit in your eye
I bet you he don't get raped every weekend
I feel so weak I could die
You just like me cos I'm good in bed ... etc ...
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
Yeah that's what your girlfriend said
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
You just like me cos I'm good in bed
All my friends are getting married
Yes, they're all growing old
They're all stayin home on the weekends
They're all doin what they're told
Well I looked into the crowd the other night
And I saw an old familiar face
He said, "How are you doin, Shirl my boy?"
He said, "Tell me, are you playin the same old place?"
I asked him all about himself
And he said that he was married with a kid
Showed me a picture of his wife
And we talked about all those things we did
All my friends are getting married ... etc ...
Sometimes I feel like I'm left behind
And sometimes I feel like I just left school
Wonder if I'll ever grow up
Maybe I'm the only fool
All my friends are getting married ... etc ...
But I'm all caught up in this magic
Yes I'm all caught up with this fun
I'm all caught up with this music
Maybe I'll never have a son
Well maybe I'll never have a son
All my friends are getting married ... etc ...
Watch a horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie right there on my TV
Shockin me right outa my brain
Shockin me right outa my brain
Watch a horror movie right there on my TV ... etc ...
It's bound to getcha in
Getcha under your skin
Hit ya right on the chin, oh yeah
It's bound to be a thriller
It's bound to be a chiller
It's bound to be a killer, oh yeah
Watch a horror movie right there on my TV ... etc ...
The planes are a-crashin
The cars are a-smashing
The cops are a-bashin, oh yeah
The kids are a-fightin
The fires are a-lightin
The dogs are a-bitin, oh yeah
Watch a horror movie right there on my TV ... etc ...
You think it's just a movie on a silver screen
And they're all actors and fake old scenes
Maybe you don't care who's gonna lose or win
Listen to this and I'll tell you somethin
It's a horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie right there on my TV
Horror movie and it's blown a fuse
Horror movie it's the six-thirty news
Horror movie it's the six-thirty news
The public's waitin
for the killin and the hatin
Switch on the station, oh yeah
They do a lotta sellin
Between the firin and the yellin
And you believe in what they're tellin, oh yeah
Watch a horror movie right there on my TV ... etc ...
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